I decided to go with a more light hearted approach with this theme. The porcelain God has been a staple in humanity since....I don’t know when. Humans have devoted entire temples to the porcelain God, known by such names as the “Bathroom”, and “Lavatory”. The names for the “temples” are as diverse as humanity itself. The porcelain god can be adorned in many forms. From a coating of solid gold to the more common fuzzy seat cover. The porcelain God has earned its place in humanity, many myths surround it, many prayers have been prayed on it and many lessons have been learned while kneeling before it.