My name is Lance.
Some people call me "Grinch" and I have heard others call me "Grumpy Cat" behind my back. They don't know I'm secretly kinda flattered by that.
Why do I want to be one of Old Nick's elves? They get the best cookies and cream. They get an end of the year bonus. There's lots of other benefits also.Yeah, they do a lot of hard work but I've got ways around all of that.
Just like the Grinch I'm cheap...no really.
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