"Alternate Action"

There's always that one person that knows how to push that "Irritating The Crap" out of you "button."

You don't want to ask but you need this favor and they happen to be the best one to grant your request at the moment.

So you shore it up and in your softest, politest voice you ask them for this little teensy tiny favor

 and they say, "You didn't say please!."

Some days you are like, all laid back and nothing can bother you, but today is not that day.

What you really feel like doing is beating the crap out of them

 but that is feelings you would only think about,

and you might act on them, but only in an alternate universe, not here.

Thus, alternate action:

Put a  "shit eating grin" on your face and say "Pretty please with a cherry on top."

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Have a great day!

Sherry

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Original artwork by Sherry Key a.k.a. Skey