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"Blueprint for a Life in Suburbia:*
1. House: Must look identical to those around it, right down to trim color and landscaping.
2. Mini-van or Sport Utility Vehicle, complete with soccer decal on the rear window.
3. Dog, relegated to the farthest part of yard (once dog outgrew "cute" puppy stage), and subsequently forgotten.
4. Pair of cute kids, eldest a boy, the youngest a girl.
5. Stepford wife, nonworking mom who spends days in front of soaps/shopping.
Unfaithful husband who spends day commuting to and from office. "Works late" a lot with his secretary.
*All items necessary for Suburbia.
(Items 1-5 not to scale).
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