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Art Show: Let It Snow

Long Road Home

by skye

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Art: Long Road Home by Artist skye

Here is another Black and White photo taken on my Cheap Shopko Samsung Digital Camera that was 39 cents cheaper at Walmart. I took this photo while standing in the middle of the main road in town. The snowy unplowed road provides much entertainment if you don't have a life like me. I can't tell you how many times I risked my life on it speeding home with my wife slamming her fist on the dashboard holding back a diahrea attack. Hey, we have all been there. It's always fun driving recklessly on an unplowed road trying to guess if the wife is going to lose control before the car. I just close my eyes and go like a bat out of hell so who ever loses control first, I won't see it. Just to ad a little spice in the game, I usually do a few donuts and it's no fun if you don't do the Duke's of Hazzard airborn manuver and end up chasing the old man with the cane. You get 5 points if you can get her home and unlock the door before the Corinthian Leather dashboard has fist marks to big to bondo. Yes, that snowy road has fond memories. The plows usually go through in August and kills all the fun. The clean road unvails some real treasures. I found my missing left boot from a New Years Eve Party bet which had me running naked down the middle of the road sporting nothing more than cowboy boots and a party horn.  The fact my butt looked like it was hit with a bag of nickles totally shocked and devastated the town. They lined up to buy Levelor Blinds which I sold them and Hot damn...I'm almost a millionare...God Bless America! .....and unplowed Snowy Roads! 


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