Prince:....."Oh woe is me....where is my little Princess?!?! Aha!.....maybe in this little cottage."
KNOCK...KNOCK...KNOCK
Prince:....."Cindarella, please try on this shoe. All of the other women in this house are evil looking, surely the shoe MUST fit you!"
The Prince gently places the shoe upon Cindarella's foot.......
Prince:....."arrrrghhhhhhh!!!"
Cindarella:......"YEEEEEE-OUCH!!.....(sobbing) The shoe doesn't fit!!!"
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