Once upon a time, there was a little girl whose name was Riding Hood and a big bad wolf and the big bad wolf ate! Hood's grandma! but she saw what big teeth he had and BONKED! the wolf on the noggin with a rock and couldn't find her way home again, so she survived on wolf meat all winter and the next and greaw up ! straight and strong and confident and unafraid of big bad anything and she learned it's a big bad world out there and sometimes there are big teeth but there's always almost always a rock as well and she's not little anymore! ( sometimes it's kill or be killed sometimes it is).