Harlan
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THanks Darlene!!!! Kris is helping me - I want to keep the look of my own website. Here is the testy/blurby stuffes that I have drafted thus farness: The Intimate Forest Far Far Away in the depths of the Intimate Forest live Prittens, small cats of a very charming and endearing nature. So remote is their habitate that few are aware of their existence but lately nems (humans) have been cutting down the trees and are moving ever closer to the Prittens' home. Mommet, goddess of animals, has promised to forever protect the Prittens and is using the ritual enchantment of Ebay to summon worthy rescuers to adopt and care for her precious Prittens. This is MERRY (insert image here) Any very Merry she is! Out of the corner of her eye she saw it twitch and turned around and tried to catch her tail and round and round she goes in very Merry pursuit! Merry is about 5 inches long and 3.5 inches high and 3.25 inches wide. She fits most comfortably in Mommet's hand. Please raise your hand and take this oath: Now repeat after me: I promise that what I am about to read I will never reveal to a Pritten. I will not convey this information in any form, written, verbal, recorded, sandscripted, hyroglyphed to a Pritten. I understand that to do so would cause the greatest of all possible harm to the Prittens and I will absolutely cause Prittens no harm! And Mommet waves her hands and casts "Ignotus" so the Prittens cannot see or hear or read what follows: Merry was constructed by an artist named Harlan. She is made of fine wool with glass eyes and thread and a tiny bit of polyfil as well as monofiliment for whiskers and the teeniest bit of glue to keep whiskers and eyes in place. Many long, long hours did Harlan toil at her work table needle felting Merry into existence. But Merry does not know this. Merry believes that she is a child of Mommet, the goddess of animals, and that she lives in the Intimate Forest with her many friends. Merry believes that nightly she and her goodly friends the Pookeys (small enchanted lions) take the Tardis (surely you know of Doctor Who) to Dunkin Donuts to partake of a great feast with much merriment. Merry believes that she will always be protected by Mommet and live in the bestest of places and be the happiest of Prittens. So Mommet and Harlan beseech you - Can you offer fair home to a Pritten? Can you love Merry and keep her safe and happy? Can you pretend to not notice when she disappears to Dunkin Donuts every night with her friends leaving an illusion in her place? Can you let her speak through you by using a pleasing voice to ask such questions as: "Does Mommet love me?" or "Should I have a Blueberry muffin or a Boston Creme Donut?" If this you can do, Merry needs a good home! Please cast the enchantment "bidding" and rescue Merry from the encroaching nems! And please note with care that Prittens are NOT TOYS and should not be given to or left unattended with children! Prittens have small pieces parts that are potentially dangerous to children and it would wound a Pritten sorely to cause harm to any! (insert more images thingies here) Other stuffes that I need to do for an auction but don't know about yada yada
< Message edited by Harlan -- 11/11/2007 1:58:34 PM >
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Jeanne The Intimate Forest
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