Gluttony can be vicious at times, maybe even dangerous!
So gather 'round kiddies,
Hear the tale of Mrs. Munch and her fat cat Herbert!
They snacked all day and dined on sherbert.
When Mrs. Munch tried to eat her snack,
Herbert sneaked up behind her back.
He stalked the old lady sniffing his way
to her tasty cookies arranged on the tray.
Leaving behind a trail of his scraps,
Herbert was drawn by the crumbs on her lap.
Knowing that Herbert would soon come there,
old Mrs. Munch had to beware.
Herbert's insatiable drooling hunger.
made Mrs. Munch wish she were younger.
For if she were and could move very fast,
She'd grab her shoe and smack Herbert on the .........
rear end.