Dear Dan,

Thank you for Your creation. I enjoy living off of Your tax dollars as do my children. So, yes, have some.

"Her virgin life is a sick ape's, her sexual life a drunken sow's, her mother life all bulging filmy eyes and sagging udders." - Aleister Crowley

"A woman is an animal, and an animal not of the highest order." - Edmund Burke

“As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, ‘Hey, she must be stupid or have nothing else to offer’…” - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"In America we have the right to be stupid." - John Kerry

Implements used to create these prints include, but are not limited to:

Fine ARTIST's quality acrylic paint

Heavyweight Rives BFK print paper

Natural and synthetic brushes, various styles and sizes

Water

Live baby

Blood-stained g-string panties

Post-coital adreneline

Disregard for context

Many, many hours of valuable and informative research.

This ART is for sale -

price: $15,000.000

A portion of all proceeds will be donated to benefit the Otis Campbell Society. Please show your gracious and fervent support!