"Jack's Cat Would Eat No Trout, His Dog Would Eat No Spam" is my entry in the Spam and Trout Show. It is a take-off on the old nursery rhymn that goes "Jack Sprat would eat no fat, his wife would eat no lean...". The fact that Jack's talking trout in the background is called Large Mouth Trevor Trout has nothing to do with our beloved Trevor on the message boards - it's just that the name went with trout :) - honest, Trevor. Really.