Gertrude Stein Ran Me Over In The Sea Of Dead Artists Including Vincent Van Gogh, Henri Matisse, Frida Kahlo, and Pablo Picasso
I was swimming in the Long Island Sound when an old lady resembling Gertrude Stein nearly ran me over in a kayak. My life past before my eyes as I tried to swim away from the approaching boat. She missed me by 6" and as she sped by, Gertrude's ghost woman said, "Excuse me. The wind is carrying me away"
